1-Batman-12
BY Jennifer
Patrol Officer Pete Malloy and his
youthful protege Jim Reed slip
stealthily into the breakroom. After a careful survey to ensure
their
privacy, Pete opens a secret panel on the coffee maker and
presses a
hidden button. Immediately one vending machine swings outward to
reveal a pair of slim metal pillars descending toward the
station's nether
regions!
Can it be??
"Holy Batpoles, Capped Crusader!" Jim exclaims . . .
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ADAM-12!!
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ADAM-12!!
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ADAM-12!!
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ADAM-12
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It's Batcop and Bluejay!
Aided by Batcop's able landlady
Mrs. O'Brien, and occasionally accompanied by Batjerk (aka Ed
Wells),
they're dedicated to fighting crime when and where they find it,
as well
as thwarting such arch-villains as the Dealer, the Counter
Culture
Movement, the Careless Driver, and the Liquor Store 211 Suspect.
Look! The Adam12mobile's
direct-to-the-Chief Batmic is
flashing!
Apparently the Counter Culture Movement
is trying yet another
dastardly scheme!
The henchhippies have started a petty
crime wave which
prevents officers from ever getting Code 7! The LAPD is starving
on
duty! Within days they'll be too weak to stop the Counter Culture
Movement from replacing Los Angeles' smog with marijuana smoke!
The Dynamic Duo must...but wait!
That nefarious Careless Driver has conspired to keep them from rushing to the rescue!
"Holy gridlock, Batcop!"
Careful, Blond Knight!
Look out, Boy Wonderful!
Tune in next week to see this exciting episode!
Same Battime, same Batchannel!
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